What it means to be a republican political hack.
– To be a republican politician means you make sexual proposals in men’s bathrooms stalls, then lie about it.
– To be a republican politician is to take lots of money from the health insurance companies and support legislation that limits Americans from having control over healthcare or having any financial access to health insurance at all.
– To be a republican politician is to vote again and again for pre-emptive war and troop increases but when it comes to having your own children fight for the same cause - with the exception of one or two of you - they are conspicuously absent.
– To be a republican politician is to look the other way - or coverup - when one of the your members is sexually harrassing young male interns.
– To be a republican politician is to get in the way of you and your family in issues of euthanasia.
– To be a republican politician is to accuse others of being bad Christians or subversives if they do not agree with the republican platform 100%.
– To be a republican politician is to line your pockets with lobbyist money, add tons of pork to bills you approve unanimously for the entire time you have a majority - then vote against the same exact type of bills once you lose the majority because the money is no longer prominent.
– To be a republican politician is to believe it’s all about survival of the fittest when you had a privileged upbringing, have a $150,000 job, government health insurance and no connection to real people.
– To be a republican politician is to be callously indifferent to the suffering of others unless you can profit from it.
– To be a republican politician is to stand behind people like John Boehner, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Anne Coulter, Alberto Gonzalez, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, and Sarah Palin who either curse, divide, lie or do all three.
– To be a republican politician is to vote against the needs of the individual and always for the needs of the wealthy and corporate.
– To be a republican politician is to look at the world in black and white and think concretely because you’re too dense to accept that most things are gray or abstract - or are just unwilling to accept it.
– To be a republican politician is to hire right wing bloggers to shill for you in an attempt to fool the public and sway opinion on the internet.
– To be a republican politician is to support a party platform that would be find acceptance and unity with people like David Dukes
– To be a republican politician is to blame the people of New Orleans for their own demise during Katrina.
– To be a republican politician is to block proposals for guidelines in the financial industry for 10 years and then feign ignorance that such a lack of oversight would encourage corrupt behavior.
–To be republican politician is to secretly wish that Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid - and, for that matter, any proposal that shows a little mercy on those who have less than you or are older than you - is dismantled.
– To be a republican politician is to lie to the American people about everything because you have no respect for them whatsoever.
– To be a republican politician is to be a narrow minded, ignorant lemming.
– To be a republican politician is to convince the general public that you are none of the things mentioned above, didn’t do any of the things mentioned above, and are quite out for them (mainly because you know deep down how immoral your beliefs truly are and if the stupid public remembered any of these things - or connected the dots - the money would stop coming. So you lie all the time at our expense).
