Poor little Wall Street Executives can’t make more than $500,000.

Under the president’s plan, companies that want to pay their executives more than $500,000 will have to do so through stocks that cannot be sold until the companies pay back the money they borrow from the government, according to administration officials.
Imagine the Bush administration EVER conceiving a rule like this, let alone enforcing it. This is what is called common sense.
I got into an argument with a friend of mine who insists the security of financial industry is based on these banks in question keeping their best talent. His claim is that these brokers and money managers will jump ship if their bonuses are pulled.
And my answer? TO HELL WITH THEM.
Fuck you if $500,000 a year isn’t enough when you’re FAILING AT YOUR JOB.
Fuck you for suggesting that it’s the government’s fault that you can’t regulate your own actions and decide between a smart move and a risky move.
Fuck you if you feel the taxpayers aren’t entitled to some oversight for their hard-earned money.
Fuck you if you think you know better. You obviously didn’t. While I can’t blame you for everything that’s happened in this economy, I do know my math. When a bank gets 100 billion in government loans, throws away 15 billion in bonuses - and STILL has trouble issuing commercial paper - there’s something terribly wrong there.
If you’re so optimistic about your bank’s future, take those bonuses in stock options. If not, then take a flying leap off a short pier.